My bathroom scale and the sale of the book is combined. Wait for cases, ladoffs

I went into my scale bathroom at the same time and couldn’t believe three digits staring at me.

And I mean it literally – scale was built.

I know this because I have been eating my butt and turn off, and I swear to get rid of 20 pounds. So the first thing I made asked my wife if she had been confused about a particular type of Prank.

He said no, adding, “maybe keeping the liquid.”

I hurried a scale immediately. Then I went back to the bathroom, and I took one look on the mirror, I found some panic.

That wouldn’t be me in display. It is impossible.

I got more hair than that. Everyone knows you, and people notice it. I go to social sources and people ask each other, almost every day: “How do you keep full light and full light?”

I called my Barber and chased him away.

It is not so, my wife said. You have to look at the rest on the mirror.

Our writer became frustrated when he learned that the Bible was above the sale of a book rather than his works. He writes: “That must be on a list of fake miracles, right there and bread and fish.

(Martha Lavandier / Associated Press)

He has been expanding in the most commonly, since I accompanied the curtain of all my neighbors!

Soon time, my wife doesn’t stay with me, and I don’t know where you are. Surprisingly, the marriage is perfect. People ask us what the secret is, and I say is a hospitable. We open our hearts and our home to others, and we planned to build a doorway until our financial adviser told me that I had already ran.

I accused him of ignorance and financial deception.

My wife has brought home a refugee enticed by her church, and I took her, or I think it’s wrong to blame the coyotes every time the animal disappears. We had a cup of coffee and a few cupcakes, and one of them took the second almond Crissant. And then, even before he finished, he tried and caught a bear.

There I am, watching it disappearing, and between standing, the ship begins to tell us our country to give extra help in his country.

I couldn’t take it.

“I wanted the Bald Color!” I said. “You haven’t even even thanks for a croissant, and now you want a third cake? Get out of my house!”

To make myself, I went into the living room and resting the book. I chose one in the sight of the three-time shelves, which could make me curious about how to sell it later.

So I went to Amazon to look at levels.

The first letter to which I checked were counted by 3,907,369. I swear in the Bible, which, in that way, was numbered to 206 in the sellers list.

Really?

Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John were in the area for a few thousand years? No one can tell you who to know Magi from Musketeer, it does not mean that the Roman Empire worked under failure. And their book sells better than mine in mile?

That should be on a list of fake miracles, up there with bread and fish.

A dispute with the neighborhood in a property line? “Boundaries are combined.”

(Conflict and-Neighbor in the Line of Buildings? “Boundaries are combined.”)

My book is a good book. It has already been listed in the top of all time Classics, and there was a starry review everywhere. Barnes & Noble, keep it in a good category of books. When I was in the book of the book, I had great crowds ever. A great way than hemingay. People are still talking about it.

Therefore cut out of expulsion, I gave my sales to sell the three estimates.

Fake.

Lies.

Fony.

And I shot my book book.

I have examined some of the books that count are higher than mine – other than the Holy Bible “and did not take long to find out what happened.

First, most people are suspected to “buy” books is not. Elsewhere between 30% and 40% of the people attending the Review Phase and claims that Stephen King’s libraries are actually dead.

And then many people come to the country illegally, good people, and vote for elections and vote for books, and, because they were shaking.

A known fact:

Votes calculator and book counters are made by the same company.

Do you know what to call that company?

You’re bent!

Handle, but I have heard that Stephen the king is said to have for me much, and that is right. Water on duck back. My dog has a talent more than that man. Everything he does to write stories about murderers and terrible people, sick.

He has to write a book about my neighbor, if he is very interesting to people. Many neighbors loved me; They kiss you – what. But there is this guy, which search for me. I walked out of reducing the bathroom, and what can I see? That japalope put its trash on my property. I am the one who search, she tells me, and I have to go to the County offices and check the records of the asset.

Yes, I just happened that I have already tested the records, and accurate. Bala, because that final control county was very bad in history. A lot of people who are corrupt, the wicked. Who must have entered. Employers who cannot be explorer, so don’t stand on the street telling me where I can and I can put my trash, because the bounds are included and reunited.

My lawyers are, and we will win this case on the first day, guaranteed, in time leave a golf cycle.

Be careful in Self:

On the way home, take the bathroom.

Steve.lopez@latimes.com